wibblywobblytime-ywimey:

brownp0wer:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

brownp0wer:

There’s a fuckin door suspended one foot on the wall of the bathroom that I don’t ever remember being there before this school is so fucked up I’m so fucke d up

Item #: SCP-████-J (The not so secret secret door to the Girls Lavatory)Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: How the hell should I know? Board it up if it appears? There are currently no known methods of how to contain SCP-████-J.
Description: SCP-████-J is a door, measuring 180.34 cm x 78.74 cm (5 9in x 31 in), that usually appears in separate men’s & women’s lavatories. SCP-████-J has two (2) sides: SCP-████-J-1 & SCP-████-J-2. SCP-████-J-1 is a blue door that usually appears in women’s lavatories. It features a locked keyed door knob with no known key. SCP-████-J-2 is a pink door that usually appears in men’s lavatories. It features a door knob with a turn-style locking mechanism. SCP-████-J-1 will remain locked & closed unless SCP-████-J-2 is unlocked & opened. SCP-████-J may sometimes appear in lavatories that are not on the same floor, in the same building, rooms that are no longer lavatories, or may even (in rare instances) appear in completely different geographical locations (See Experiment Log ████-J). SCP-████-J will remain in a single location for seventy-two (72) hours. After said time has passed, SCP-████-J will disappear for twelve (12) hours & then reappear in a new location. It is unknown where SCP-████-J goes during these twelve (12) hours.
Experiment Log ████

what’s happening 

That probly is the theater door to the bathroom honestly-

wibblywobblytime-ywimey:

brownp0wer:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

brownp0wer:

There’s a fuckin door suspended one foot on the wall of the bathroom that I don’t ever remember being there before this school is so fucked up I’m so fucke d up

Item #: SCP-█-J
(The not so secret secret door to the Girls Lavatory)
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: How the hell should I know? Board it up if it appears? There are currently no known methods of how to contain SCP-█-J.

Description: SCP-█-J is a door, measuring 180.34 cm x 78.74 cm (5 9in x 31 in), that usually appears in separate men’s & women’s lavatories. SCP-█-J has two (2) sides: SCP-█-J-1 & SCP-█-J-2. SCP-█-J-1 is a blue door that usually appears in women’s lavatories. It features a locked keyed door knob with no known key. SCP-█-J-2 is a pink door that usually appears in men’s lavatories. It features a door knob with a turn-style locking mechanism. SCP-█-J-1 will remain locked & closed unless SCP-█-J-2 is unlocked & opened. SCP-█-J may sometimes appear in lavatories that are not on the same floor, in the same building, rooms that are no longer lavatories, or may even (in rare instances) appear in completely different geographical locations (See Experiment Log █-J). SCP-█-J will remain in a single location for seventy-two (72) hours. After said time has passed, SCP-█-J will disappear for twelve (12) hours & then reappear in a new location. It is unknown where SCP-█-J goes during these twelve (12) hours.

Experiment Log 

what’s happening 

That probly is the theater door to the bathroom honestly-

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monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

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hashtagugly:

how many times have u looked at strangers and noticed small good things about them like “whoa the way their hair bounces is cute” “she has such nice eyelashes” “her hands look so soft” “those pants suit her well” etc?
so many random strangers. you have been one of those for so many other people too.
people do notice.

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cl0thes0ff:

vaycunt.tumblr.com (:

cl0thes0ff:

vaycunt.tumblr.com (:

winterpatriot:

I'm not a shoulder to cry on, but I digress.
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thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

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in-my-record-machine:

44 years ago today on August 15th, 1969 the Woodstock Music & Art Fair opened with thirty-two musicians and bands performing over a period of four days in Bethel, New York. 400,000 people attended; two deaths were recorded (heroin overdose and run over by a tractor) and two births were also recorded.
The full line-up:
August 15th / 16th: Richie Havens, Swami Satchidananda, Sweetwater, Bert Sommer, Tim Hardin, Ravi Shankar, Melanie, Arlo Guthrie, and Joan Baez (who was six months pregnant)
August 16th / 17th: Quill, Country Joe McDonald, Santana, John Sebastian, Keef Hartley Band, The Incredible String Band, Canned Heat, Mountain, Grateful Dead, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Janis Joplin with The Kozmic Blues Band, Sly & the Family Stone, The Who, and Jefferson Airplane
August 17th / 18th: Joe Cocker and The Grease Band, Country Joe and the Fish, Ten Years After, The Band, Johnny Winter (with Edgar Winter on three songs), Blood, Sweat & Tears, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Sha Na Na, and Jimi Hendrix / Gypsy Sun & Rainbows
Acts that declined attendance to the festival because of ridiculous reasons: 
Bob Dylan for fear of swarming hippies.
Jethro Tull for fear of naked ladies.
Led Zeppelin had a concert in New Jersey.
Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention heard about the oncoming rain and did not want to perform around all of the mud.
Joni Mitchell didn’t want to miss her appearance on the “Dick Cavett Show" even though Jefferson Airplane and Crosby & Stills appeared on the Show the following Tuesday after performing at Woodstock.
The Doors because Jim Morrison had a fear of wide open fields where people could easily shoot him.
The Beatles because Yoko Ono wasn’t invited, John Lennon couldn’t get a Visa to the United States because of his drug arrests, or the fact that they hadn’t played a gig since 1966.
The Rolling Stones because Mick Jagger was filming a movie (Ned Kelly) in Australia.
Eric Clapton was in England with Steve Winwood trying to get their supergroup Blind Faith off the ground… it was unsuccessful.
In 1970 the Woodstock documentary of the festival was released and won the Academy Award for Best Documentary Feature. A live album was also realeased following the festival. Woodstock is the most widely recognized music festival to ever take place. 
Ten Years After “I’m Going Home” live at Woodstock

in-my-record-machine:

44 years ago today on August 15th, 1969 the Woodstock Music & Art Fair opened with thirty-two musicians and bands performing over a period of four days in Bethel, New York. 400,000 people attended; two deaths were recorded (heroin overdose and run over by a tractor) and two births were also recorded.

The full line-up:

August 15th / 16th: Richie Havens, Swami Satchidananda, Sweetwater, Bert Sommer, Tim Hardin, Ravi Shankar, Melanie, Arlo Guthrie, and Joan Baez (who was six months pregnant)

August 16th / 17th: Quill, Country Joe McDonald, Santana, John Sebastian, Keef Hartley Band, The Incredible String Band, Canned Heat, Mountain, Grateful Dead, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Janis Joplin with The Kozmic Blues Band, Sly & the Family Stone, The Who, and Jefferson Airplane

August 17th / 18th: Joe Cocker and The Grease Band, Country Joe and the Fish, Ten Years After, The Band, Johnny Winter (with Edgar Winter on three songs), Blood, Sweat & Tears, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Sha Na Na, and Jimi Hendrix / Gypsy Sun & Rainbows

Acts that declined attendance to the festival because of ridiculous reasons:

Bob Dylan for fear of swarming hippies.

Jethro Tull for fear of naked ladies.

Led Zeppelin had a concert in New Jersey.

Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention heard about the oncoming rain and did not want to perform around all of the mud.

Joni Mitchell didn’t want to miss her appearance on the “Dick Cavett Show" even though Jefferson Airplane and Crosby & Stills appeared on the Show the following Tuesday after performing at Woodstock.

The Doors because Jim Morrison had a fear of wide open fields where people could easily shoot him.

The Beatles because Yoko Ono wasn’t invited, John Lennon couldn’t get a Visa to the United States because of his drug arrests, or the fact that they hadn’t played a gig since 1966.

The Rolling Stones because Mick Jagger was filming a movie (Ned Kelly) in Australia.

Eric Clapton was in England with Steve Winwood trying to get their supergroup Blind Faith off the ground… it was unsuccessful.

In 1970 the Woodstock documentary of the festival was released and won the Academy Award for Best Documentary Feature. A live album was also realeased following the festival. Woodstock is the most widely recognized music festival to ever take place.

Ten Years After “I’m Going Home” live at Woodstock

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

izzygrubi:

tour-lyfe:

alexbrah:

I’ve reblogged this a million times and I’m okay with that..

i love this

omg


it still says asse

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

izzygrubi:

tour-lyfe:

alexbrah:

I’ve reblogged this a million times and I’m okay with that..

i love this

omg

it still says asse

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cumberbuddy:

psyducked:

what is that thing

*rolls into your life*

cumberbuddy:

psyducked:

what is that thing

*rolls into your life*

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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